Monday, May 17, 2010

Suju's Fic

Suju’s Fanfic;
“Who Took the Cookies?!”
Part 2;
Hankyung sit still on the couch… waiting for Siwon to return… Then;
Siwon: (opening the door) I’m home~
Hankyung: (shock) Em… Er… Welcome home… So…how was the church today?
Siwon: Today event was the best! I’m glad to see all the smiles on everyone face…
Hankyung: Really? Erm… Hyung… can I ask u somethin’?
Siwon: Sure. Ask away…
Hankyung: (gulp) I… it’s… its bout the animal cookies-
Siwon: Ora! Yes. The cookies. The kids really love ‘em. They want me to send their regards to the cook. And that’s u. (smiling proudly for Hankyung)
Hankyung: Huh?
Siwon: What ‘huh?’ ?
Hankyung: Hyung said… I baked the cookies for them?
Siwon: Em? Don’t u remember? Last night I ask u to make them, and u did. This morning. What wrong, did anything happen?
From a distance corner… the other boys were staring angrily toward Hankyung… And u can guest what will happen next…
Donghae: Ehem! Greetings both of u! (cheery yet mischievous smile)
Siwon: Yo! What up? How ur goldfish today?
Hankyung: (froze still)
Donghae: Omo~ his doin’ fine… Hey, Hankyung. Why so stiff?
Hankyung: (snap) No…nothing.
Donghae: Ohyea~ I remember somethin’. The ‘other guys’ ask me to take u upstairs. They said they have a ‘big surprises’ for u… (undetected evil smile)
Siwon: Wha~ Hankyung only? Me?
Donghae: Sorry. These are specially for Hankyung. Next time we get some for u.
Hankyung: Aa… I just remember. I didn’t buy today groceries… I better go now. Tell the other maybe later.
Donghae: (grab hankyung’s shoulder with hidden force) Aw~ come on… We can do groceries together after this. Right Siwon?
Siwon: U right. Its been along time since all of us went shopping together… Let’s do it then. (cheery)
Hankyung: Bu..but…but…
Donghae: Now…now… the guys waited long enough. Come on Hankyung.
Siwon: Then, when u guys have done tell me. I am resting in my room.
Donghae: Okie~! (taking poor pale Hankyung)
~siwon room~
Siwon: (loosen his cloths) Ha~ what a day…
Loud tumbling and crashing sound shaking their entire house… Yes. They beating up Hankyung. Badly
Siwon: Aigo… when will they ever grow up… sigh~ (calmly as he is always)

~ The End ~

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Hello!

You haven't seen any fanfic since 3 weeks ago right?It is because our author White_Shine busy with her college as well as Lady Kurohera.Me?errr..u know,now i have THREE blog and i can't manage to finish my part.Sorry guys.


Oh yeah,the fanfic will be continued this June by White_Shine.Let she finished what she had done..kekeke


By,Ashihana

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Suju's

Suju’s Fanfic;
Part 1;
“Who Took the Cookies?!”
Ting! Hankyung fetch the fresh bake cookies from the oven… they were so cute!! Shapes like little animal~
Hankyung: Mm… so cute n yummy… but why am I making them? It not even public holiday… Ne~ who care! Wait… the cookie jar is still in the living room…

When Hankyung go to the living room a figure enter the kitchen…
Hankyung: Hmm… I know that jar was in this room…
Siwon: I’m going to church now! [calling out from the front door]
Hankyung: Have a safe trip hyung~! A’ha! Found it! [when he enter the kitchen, the cookies on the tray was gone!] NOOOO!!!!

Everyone who heard Hankyung scream rush to see what happen!
Eunhyuk: Hyung! Wake up! What happen, were you attacked by someone?
Heechul: Yeah… we heard scream!
Leetuk: I brought 1st aid kit!
Heechul: Yo bro~ why don’t you bring an ambulance next time…
Leetuk: Should I?
Eunhyuk: Stop fooling around! Hyung… Wake up!
Hankyung: Ergh~ dizzy… MY COOKIES!!!!
Eunhyuk+Leetuk+Heechul: Eeee????
Hankyung: MY COOKIES… my freshly made cookies… All gone… sob…sob…
Eunhyuk+Leetuk+Heechul: Jeez~! What a waste of worries…
Hankyung: But those were the shape of little animal…
Eunhyuk+Leetuk+Heechul: What?! This person must pay! [*this guy juz luv animal cookies]

Everyone calm down… well actually, they turn to CSI mood… Heechul doing the questioning to the victim a.k.a Hankyung… while Eunhyuk n Leetuk investigate the crime scene..
Heechul: Mr.Hankyung, the report here said that ur cookies disappear as u went back from the living room.
Hankyung: Yes officer. I was looking for the cookie jar that was under the couch…
Heechul: N u didn’t come across anyone on ur way out of the kitchen?
Hankyung: Not that I noticed… But do heard a few sound on the kitchen while I was searching for the jar… but I thought it might be the stray cat that likes to drinks the milk that Siwon prepared for it every morning… [*Siwon is such a decent n perfect guy~]
Heechul: Did u notice anything strange when u entered the kitchen?
Hankyung: Now that u mentions it… before leaving the kitchen, the TV was on. I was watching a new Chinese cooking show… but when I was back. The TV was closed. As I reach for the remote next to the tray, I saw that the cookies were all gone… then I fainted. < With cute n innocent smile>
Leetuk: Sir, the remote wasn’t next to the tray. It was next to the TV.
Heechul: Stop lying to me Mr.Hankyung! Tell the truth!
Hankyung: NO! I’m telling u the truth.
Eunhyuk: He telling the truth boss… see here, next to the tray… the shape matches the remote. Plus, the remote is covered with few flour on it.
Heechul: Hmm… OIC… the remote was moved by the culprit.
Leetuk: But sir, what does this have to do with the cookies?
Heechul: Shut up! < Silence > I also don’t know.
Eunhyuk+Leetuk+Hankyung: Jeez~
Heechul: Anyway… how long did u search for the jar? < Back to normal >
Hankyung: Hmm… I think it was about 20min… from 9:30am to 9:50am
Leetuk: U actually timing when u looking for the jar?
Hankyung: I happen to see the time with the living room’s clock when entering there…
Heechul: I see… lets talk to all the suspect!
Eunhyuk+Leetuk+Hankyung: What suspect?!

At their 1st suspect’s room… guest who…
Heechul: Hey~(whisper tone*) we spotted the suspect. Geez.. juz look at him make me sick!

The poor suspect was actually Donghae who was joyfully feeding his pet gold fish…
Eunhyuk: In the count of three… 1…2…3!!!!

The 3 goof jump on Donghae! Luckily the gold fish survive from the viscous attack… Poor Donghae suffer from a backache…
Donghae: Damn it u guys!!! Get off me! WTH were u doing this 4?
Leetuk: (locking Donghae’s hand to his back) don’t play dumb! It is u who took the animal cookies that Hankyung made this morning right?!
Donghae: And what make u think that crap?! (annoyed)
Leetuk: ( suddenly puzzled) now that u mention it… Y? ( looking towards Eunhyuk)
Eunhyuk: ( lift his shoulder n look at Hankyung)
Hankyung: Don’t look at me… its Heechul!
[Everyone look at Heechul]
Heechul: ( freeze 4 a while… n with his lovely n innocent face) I was only joking~
Everyone: Stupid~! (start beating Heechul)

Lets move on to the next suspect… Donghae didn’t join them. He continue to feed his other 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gold fish…

Now they are stalking their next suspect as he put on his headphone n turning on his ipod… ~after 1 hour~
Eunhyuk: How long are we going to keep this up~ I’m tired~
Heechul: Stop complaining! We juz need to see what in that Tupperware next to him… He will get hungry sooner or latter when reading those comics…
Leetuk: I’m hungry now~
Hankyung: And I got to start cooking for lunch before Siwon back from church…
Juz as Hankyung finished his sentences, Yeesung open the Tupperware… yup the second suspect is Yeesung… He took a cookie out of the Tupperware… in second, Heechul perform his secret move n Yeesung is unconscious under his foot!
Heechul: Muahahaha… caught red handed u cookies bandit!
Hankyung: Err… u sure u didn’t kill him? His soul is coming out u know?
~after Yeesung all tied up~
Yeesung: Would u guys please explain what up? ( after recover dizziness)
Heechul: Shut up! Don’t play dumb. We caught u ate cookies!
Yeesung: So~?
Eunhyuk: It proves u the 1 who stole the cookies animal that Hankyung made this morning.
Yeesung: WTF?! That such a$#@&^6&(&YT$%!!!!! I didn’t do it!!!
Heechul: Yeah~ what does u have to say about this?![everyone stare] what?
Eunhyuk: That a chocolate chip cookies… Not animal.
Heechul: ?????
Yeesung: [evil aura from Yeesung] Told u I didn’t do it…
Leetuk: Err… I think we should go now…

When they finally escape from Yeesung’s wrath, it’s the end of the line… There are absolutely no clue where those animal cookies are… out of the blue~
Leetuk: Wait! We still have 1 more suspect in our hand.
Heechul: [checking his pretty face for bruises during the struggle with Yeesung] Who?

< Shindong’s room>
Hankyung: What r u guys waiting for? Go on, ask him?
Eunhyuk: U nuts? Can’t u see he is stuffing himself with those large chicken pot pie from ****** restaurant?
Heechul: True. And u knows what happen when disturbing him when eating… He is 10 times worst than Yeesung… literally.
Shindong: [*burps] My~ that was extremely luxurious… hope today dance practice cancel…
Heechul: NOW!!! Freeze n put ur hands up!![using his policewoman costume]
Shindong: [panic] I’m innocent! I’m innocent!
Eunhyuk: Tell us where was u this morning n what is ur activity at 9:30am-9:50am?
Shindong: I juz woke up n going to the kitchenat 9:40am… [everyone look one another]
Eunhyuk: Did u took anything?
Shindong: N..no…sir… I was juz getting hot water for my instant noodle…
Leetuk: Did u met anyone?
Shindong: I did. I met Siwon before entering the kitchen. He was carrying 2 Tupperware n animal cookies in it.
Hankyung: *shock* No. it can’t be true… Siwon hyung would never do stuff like that… I won’t believe it! [ran out from Shindong’s room]
Leetuk: Poor Hankyung… Do u think he would be ok?
Eunhyuk: Dunno… Hankyung respect Siwon so much… N this happen… Better let them settle this on their on…

~to be continued~

Big bang's

BB CAFÉ {x-clusive}

“Best fmly in town

Park!! Pintu klas d bukak dgn ganasnyer oleh K-sensei.

*silence*

Sume org x brani nak bukak mulut sbb shock! 1st time tgk muke K-sensei crius hell…

~ After 30 min of total silence ~

K –sensei bukak pintu nak kuar kelas!!!

Murid² klas: WTH?!! Apsal tetibe jer?!

K –sensei: <> Hehe… menjadi x lakonan ckgu td?

Miura: <> Cis! Sensei nie dah pandai kenekan org plak….

Ikuta: Ha’ah. Nie mesti J –sensei yg ajar nie..

J –sensei: <> Pepandai jer tuduh aku kan? <>

Miura + Ikuta: Wargh!! J –sensei!!!!!

J –sensei: Homeroom start skarang!

Yup, another happening homeroom session d klas advanced math. Wait! Mane pegi makhluk² yg paling menyumbangkan bnyak kekecohan klas nie…

~ SR’s Lab ~

SR: Muahaha…!! Lg 70% jer lg creation aku akan siap sepenuhnyer… Nie la yg akn jd kebanggaan aku pd hr ‘tu’ nnt… Paling dangerous + x-trim!!!! Kukuku…

Hera: “ Urgh~ nampaknyer tahap kegilaan dier bertambah bahaye drpd biase... rasenyer kalo tmbak gune pluru gajah pun xde effect nie… “

~ BB café ~

Staff 1#: Weyh! Ade nampak boss x? Dier sepatutnyer wat survey utk tablecloths bru.

Staff 2#: Nop. <>

Staff 3#: Kalo xsilap aku,td aku bru nampak dier kuar ngan Sal.

Staff 1#: Em? Bedua je ke? Hehe… bunyik mcm skandal jer nie…<>

Staff 2# + 3#: membazir mase n akal je ko pkir mcm tue…

Staff 1#: Yyyyyy…?

Staff 2#: Ko xnampak lubang yg aku tgh tampal nie?

Staff 3#: lg pun mase diorg kuar td lengkap bersenjate n perangkap g2…

Staff 2#: Aku rase diorg masuk hutan kot… Kan hari “tu” dah nak dekat.

Staff 3#: Hmm… mesti boss nak wat menu bru… Hu~ asalkan nnt xkotorkan café nie mase diorg blek sudah… penat dowh aku nak bersihkan café nie lps diorg gaduh smlm…

Staff 1#: Bahan ape yg diorg nak gune smpai kene crik dlm hutan… Jap! Bkn hutan tue bnyak haiwan yg pelik ke?! Buas plak tue!!!

Staff 2#: Ko cuak amende? Sbb tue la boss bwak Sal skali.

Staff 1#: Korg nie mmg hati kering betol… Jap. Hari “tu”?

~ Los Angeles’s beach ~

Pantai yg penuh ngan org happy tanning n wat activities masing²… ter masuk lah mereka…

Fay: What? Keblakangan nie BB town agak bosan. Xde excitement. Lg pun minah nie ajak.

Ai: Ko ckp ngan sape?

Fay: Xde sape la. Mane diorg nie? Aku dah haus…

Dr. Yume: Yo! Nie ha Slurppy korg…

TY: N nie fries n nachos…

Fay + Ai: Yeay!

Dr. Yume: Ha~ dah lame x relax gini… keblakangan nie sibuk jer…

Fay: Xpe ke kamoo ikut kitorg vacation nie? Klinik kamoo mcm mane?

Dr. Yume: Hohoho… my nurse tue blh diharap jgn risau… lg pun hari tue kan bru je Dr. Yamapi masuk keje…

TY: Err… bkn dier tue pkar bedah ke? Jantung jer plak tue…

Dr. Yume: Hohoho… xpyah risau… Hohoho…

TY + Ai+ Fay: “dier nie pelik in so many ways”

Kesimpulannyer… Ade 1 event yg bakal berlaku kat BB town,tp diorg nie wat tak kesah jer… As for BB fmly… diorg smgt sbb event nie penting 4 them. (kecuali TY)…

Shin: Err… Miss Narrator. Xblh ke straight-2-da-point jer trus?

Nop. Kene la suspend skit.

Shin: Habis tue ape jd lps nie?

Nak citer la nie… tue la nyampuk lg…

[BB Mansion]

GD; *on the phone* hello, yes GD speaking… um? No! I cakap I nak suit kaler merah gak, MERAH!!! Ape? Out of stock? CARI LA!!! *ltk tepon* aish… semenjak laki aku jd Town Mayor nie, abes saket-saket bdnku bwat keje rumah sengsorang… nak harap anak-anak, hampeh~

*msg masuk*

GD; “siapkan baju Papa for dinner mlm nie~” cheh, kalau x sebab hari ‘tu’ ptg bwat ko, x kuaser aku gosok baju… x pe r… nanti benefit kat aku gak kalu family kitorang menang lagi this year kukuku…[uiks, kururu?!]

[tgh-tgh GD nak pegi gosok baju, smart TV rumah diorg pown t’bukak…]

Junsu(2PM); yeah~ kiter b’same lagi ngan sayer, Lee Junsu the one and only TV host kat BB Town… hari ‘tu’ smakin dekat, agak-agaknyer family manekah yang akan menggodol anugerah utama pd hari ‘tu’ nanti? Adakah family paling ramai, Super Junior?

*kuar gambar family tree SuJu, Eeteuk+ Kangin parents, yg lain tue uncle+auntie+anak=anak*

Atau family pelik A.N.Jell?

*kuar gambar bebudak A.N.Jell, Jeremy ^^=*

Dan pastinyer BB Family, family paling famous di BB Town a.k.a. last year winner

*kuar r pic family diorang… ngan 3 ketul tambahan kat blakang t’sengih cam kerang wangi~*

GD; pandai diorg ltk gambar aku yg plg cun~ tapi...apsal 3 ketul tue nyebok dlm family photo nih?!

Junsu: Tapi, this year BB Family mungkin akn b’temu lawan yg hebat~ the DongBang family~

*kuar plak pic DBSK… mmg dysfunctional family nih…*

Jadi, siaperkah yg akan memenangi hadiah ultimate pd hari ‘tu’ nanti, stay tune di BB Channel utk maklumat seterusnyer yeah~

GD; WTF?!!! Aku luper plak 2 familis (A.N.Jell + DBSK) baru pindah sini a few months ago… aish, x leh jadi nih…

[Los Angeles baby~]

(4 org makhluk tue maseh dok kat pantai lg…)

TY; jimat sket duit aku, x yah gi tanning saloon bulan nie~

Ai:*drools* wah… muscle~

Yume: hurm… lepas nie nak bwat lagu pasal pantai lar…

Fay: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*handphone TY bunyi lagu U-Kiss, round and round’*

Ai; weyh, angkat la~ annoying tau…

TY: hehe… hello~ oh mama, why the sudden?

GD; Taeyang, kalu kamoo rase kamoo anak mak, balek SEKARANG jugak!!!

TY; huh? Why the sudden? (TY’s new fav phrase)

GD; aish, banyak tanye plak… kalu rase x nak maruah kluarge t’calar, BALIK! Bwak lagi 3 ketul tue samer… mintak Ai duit pastu suruh Fay jahit baju mascot+cheerleader utk kiter sumer! Kite musti mng mase hari ‘tu’ nnt!!!

*make nak x nak, tpakselah TY beli tiket blk BB Town*

[dlm flight]

Yume; ape mende hari ‘tu’ sebnanye?

TY; hari ‘tu’(lol, aku x tau nk ltk name ape) hari ptg bwat sumer kluarge kat BB Town.. kire mcm sukaneka gak tp tau jer la kat BB Town sume bende kan plek=-lek blake…

Ai; so, mase hari ‘tu’ nnt, byk r p’tandngan ader… kirenyer objektifnyer nk mguji smangat kkluargaan la~

Fay;*dah start jahit* hadiah dier pown best… n mende nie mcm menjamin kekuasaan family tue kt BB Town.. BB Family dh mng banyak kali, tue sbb diorg plg b’pngaruh kat BB Town…

[Haunted Woods]

Sal; eey… banyak btol nyamok kat sini…benci btol~

DS; shh… ko Nampak tue kt situ?*intai clh pokok*

Sal; OH! Tue lar ingredient yg kte carik! Tapi, ader byk harimau plak kat situ…

DS; hah ape lagi, pegi r…

Sal;*dlm hati* kalo x sbb aku terror + ko bos… mmg dh lamer aku humban ko kat rimau tue…

To be continue~

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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